Thread:Danielroxheaps/@comment-32287734-20180123034000

Val Lambert: "Me sap's up." Diane Sugden: "How far?" Val Lambert: "Bursting point." Diane Sugden: "Well, let's hope it drops again, sharpish. That's not why I'm all onto gone, is it? You haven't made a pastime I hope." Val Lambert: "What d'you take me for?" Diane Sugden: "An insensitive slut." Val Lambert: "You're supposed to be offering me advice here." Diane Sugden: (confidently) "When in doubt, shred a carrot." (Val takes the carrot from Diane) Val Lambert: "Who can I have?" Diane Sugden: "Who would ya like?" Val Lambert: (suggestively) "Zak Dingle?" Diane Sugden: "Have you ever seen Lisa deck somebody? You don't wanna go there." Val  L ambert: (dreamily) "Cain ..." Diane Sugden: "A jailbird and a complete nutter? Allthough that's usually a plus for you." Val Pollard: "No I've learnt me lesson." Diane Sugden: "Liar."  