Val's funeral DVD

In 2015, after Val Pollard planned to fake her own death, she made a DVD telling her friends and family her funeral plans...and a few home truths. When she really did die, her friends and family gather to watch this dramatic video, detailing her 'Val-tacular'. She heavily insulted Rodney Blackstock, and told sister Diane to 'dump dopey Doug.'

Funeral plans

 * Some of her ashes to be tied to a rocket, to shoot off to the stars.
 * Some ashes to be mixed with ink and tattooed onto Finn Barton's chest, so she will always be close.
 * Strippers
 * Fire-eaters
 * 100 white turtle doves
 * Dress code: bright and colourful, a funeral fit for a film star.