An unnamed customs officer stopped Zak Dingle from leaving the airport upon spotting poo on Zak's shoes. He also searched Zak's bag and found meat inside. As a result, the man confiscated Zak's shoes and meats in the bag and left Zak walking around in his socks. However, he didn't realise that Zak had managed to sneak some in by hiding it in his jacket.

The customs officer later confronted Zak when he prepared to return to England, with a bag of bacon Crocodile Dingle had handed in. The customs officer handed Zak back his shoes, and informed him that he would no longer be welcomed into Australia the next time he tried to apply for a visa.

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